Bing, bong, boo. Do I know you?

Are you a mong from Ming?

A trong, a pring a frang a fring?

No, I’m just me. We met before.

Before we met. You had a hat.

I had a pet. You said to me

I know you not, but you know me.

How can that be, if you know me,

Then I know you?

What a pickle, what a stew!

What a mix of right and wrong.

If I’ve known you all along

Then I know you and you know me.

And surely it can only be

A little while before I say

Nice to know you, I’m on my way.