Jemimah Regina stroked her vagina in a curious sort of a way
She rubbed it and tugged it, sometimes for ten hours a day.
People who saw this nodded their heads and raised up their brows
Watching her play, there attention t'was roused
And wondered instead of smooching her minge
If Queen Jemimah was a little unhinged.
Fondling your bits is all well and good
But really, yes really, it’s well understood
That fragging your bush is, at a push,
OK with a partner or two, or when you’re alone
But not “de rigueur” when ascending the throne.
