Neelix and Heelix 

Neelix, and Heelix were two fine catx

And more than this they knew the facts.

The facts that matter, those that count

As you know they’re not hard to surmount.

Moreover, however, whenever they met

The first thing that happened before Tesserette

Was unaccountable grouping into a froom

From which, within and without, you must always assume

Decisions are made to sleep this way or that

Or play tigers in Margate or sit on a hat.

For this is the way Neelix and Heelix

Langled their days until one bright morn’

When yawning and pawing until just before dawn

After purring and zoring, for almost an hour.

They picked up their pens to scribe a wee scribble

Of insurmountable bant. Which just goes to show

If you’re clever, cute, and well groomed

You too can talk catx from your very own froom.